unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

tourmaline2:

A dress designed to change color in the rain, thanks to dye sewn into 
the seams. Created by Sean Kelly, Modeled by Angelica Guillen-Jimenez

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

trinandtonic:

unforgettabledetritus:

herculeanluxe:

jazn:

aconnormanning:

Joe Biden you slick fuck giving A+ cute tips and slipping in a message about healthcare on a pic of you looking fine as shit back in the day.

one more yr! thx uncle joe!

I can’t get over this

We’re all vice presidents in the Joe Biden Fan Club.

OL DIAMOND JOE

trinandtonic:

unforgettabledetritus:

herculeanluxe:

jazn:

aconnormanning:

Joe Biden you slick fuck giving A+ cute tips and slipping in a message about healthcare on a pic of you looking fine as shit back in the day.

one more yr! thx uncle joe!

I can’t get over this

We’re all vice presidents in the Joe Biden Fan Club.

OL DIAMOND JOE

dion-thesocialist:

Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.

shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

lxscivious:

-

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

straight guys literally think their opinion needs to be heard at all times. even when its literally invalid. like a gay guy could be like “i think im rly hot!” and a straight dude would say “im straight so i cant say anything” like ok who cares lol? hello? why would u talk at all

2-shane-s:

when the whole squad ugly as shitimage

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

elijahelegia:

newsketches:

2007excalibur2007:

rapidbeta:

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

image

so embarrassing

"sonic with boobies"

sonic fanfiction

Sexy anime girls with boobs

did anyone read the whole list