arcticwankies:

relationship status: i’d bang you if you lived closer

sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

northmiamigoon:

an amazing story

northmiamigoon:

an amazing story

pjcalamity:

I haven’t laughed so hard in forever.

pjcalamity:

I haven’t laughed so hard in forever.

cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight

ridge:

me as a parent 

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.
(via cassieisclose)